The Fan-tom Menace

Phew! I tell you what people - I'm lucky to be here talking to you today. By all rights I should be 6 feet under! The hours my brother's and I spent with our faces pressed to the portable fan, distorting our voices in childish glee was in all actuality, a dangerous game of Russian roulette for very souls. According to those Krazy Koreans, my much lauded Darth Vader impersonation could have been fatal.

If only we had only known of the dark, seathing power within!