Tuesday, October 10, 2006

D is for Durham

A IS FOR ASS SLAPPING
B IS FOR BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN MINER
C IS FOR CAANS?? LIKE MAAN - WHY?
D IS FOR DUZZAS
E IS FOR EARL GREY TEA & CRUMPETS
F IS FOR FLAMIN' VEGE BURGERS
G IS FOR GUSTY TURRETS & THE TUSTY GUSSETS
H IS FOR HEAD-OF-STEAM
I IS FOR INFLATABLE SHEEP
J IS FOR JUMP THE POO! ...... NO, IT'S A STICK
K IS FOR KNEE BOVVER
L IS FOR LONG LIFE MILK (IN THE CUPBOARD PET)
M IS FOR MASSIVE (IT'S NOT BIG ITS ....)
N IS FOR NEWCASSELL CARLING ACADEMY LINE
O IS FOR OVER & OVER & OVER & OVER & OVER - LIKE A DONKEY
WITH A MINIATURE SYMBOL
P IS FOR PIGS & PONIES BITE- AS SO DOES SUZ
Q IS FOR QUIZMASTER SKUNK
R IS FOR ROAST? NO. STEAK? NO. PIE? NO. FISH & CHIPS? NO.
HAM & EGGS? REALLY?
S IS FOR STEVEN THE TAXI DRIVER
T IS FOR TRAIN TALES OF THE WOK WIELDING MURDERER
U IS FOR UNIVERSAL RULER (& THE DISPUTED RUNNERS UP)
V IS FOR VODKA: SKITTLE STYLE
W IS FOR WOO WOO, WOO WOO WOO - WOO WOO, WOO WOO WOO!
X IS FOR X-RATED BACKLESS DRESS
Y IS FOR YOU'RE 26??? ....... WOW
Z IS FOR ZIPPER INJURY

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