Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word

Ok, I'm changing the name of this blog to: "Odd Emails I get @ Work" (or something a little catchier to that effect).

If you expecting a Brown Western Hat
From - Christie's & Company Ltd, Witan Park
Witney, Oxon.

Please contact the postroom.

I think some lucky cowboy's fixin' to go a courtin'!