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Holy shite - I just got a visit from the ghost of boyfriends past. Does anybody else think the world is shrinking at a disturbing rate... anyone?!

Well at least this has answered one of life's big questions for me - I really am chicken shite. Yep, I'm running far & I'm running fast - there is NO WAY I'm taking a pleasant stroll down good ol' memory lane with this dude. Can you imagine?!

Him: Do you have a job?
Me: Ummm, no.

Him: Do you have a house?
Me: Ummm, no.

Him: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Ummm, no.

Him: Are you 10kg heavier than when I last saw you?
Me: Ummm, yes.

Him: Do you have any self respect?
Me: Ummm, no.