Scalextric Rocks

I was poking around the cupboards in my new digs this morning, looking for breakfast stuff, & this is what I found: no kettle but about a kilometre of Scalextric car track, no milk but a bottle of ‘Gaylord Rum’, no spoons in the cutlery drawer but an assortment of bottle openers, matches from bars & some nails. Oh, & they've been using the freezer & the oven for storage. Beginning to question the logic of my decicion making schema when it comes to picking housemates.