The blog that will pop up on a million searches because of the 'P' word

BPP porn involves watching men playing with children (in a depressing nod to the terrible times in which we live, I feel compelled to clarify I mean that in an entirely non-sexual manner). I attended the most wonderful bbq in Tunbridge Wells yesterday with 2 very wonderful guy-friends of mine, and as I watched them cavort around with the host’s children, I swear my tummy got all swimmy. Something about watching grown men let 6 year old girls, all jumped up on sugar, beat them to a pulp with foam jousting sticks, just gave me the warm and gooey’s for them both.

Now before ya’ll start predicting some Jerry Springer love triangle fisty-cuffs, let me assure you that I can tell the difference between a hormone related crush and one of a more tangible (bad choice of word; by definition, a crush is never very tangible) variety… ok, that’s a lie. Most of the time I can… when I’m not drinking. Anyway I know it had more to do with the old ovaries kicking in than with any deeper romantic feelings, but I’ll be damned if I don’t have a bit more of a soft spot for the boys today.

BPP Almanac

26 today. Like to tally up my ‘achievements’ from over the last 12 months, on the eve of my birthday each year. Here’s what I came up with last night:

• Toured Ireland (republic of)
• Spain – hadn’t been there before either
• Got my first very own laptop (big kisses Matilda!)
• Lost Grandma
• Visited Kathleen in her completely gorgeous German hometown
• Celebrated New Year’s in Prague
• Left Denmark to the Danes (no offence to the Danes – they’re lovely people. I just need a country with a bit more… *ahem* of a heartbeat)
• Moved to London
• Got a super cool job in the arts
• Met loads of new lovely people; many of whom I just know will become lifelong friends
• Kissed some very fun boys, had love declared on the odd occasion
• Organised a ‘Ruggers & Pluggers’ party at mine this evening… which I must incidentally run off and prepare for immediately!

Yuck, this Blog sounds braggy. Think we'll keep list offline next year.